- Man 1: Hey man, look at my new dog
- Man 2: Oh yeah thats pretty cool
(Man 2 looks down but there is no dog there)
- Man 2: Aaah, theres no dog there!
- Man 1: Aaaaaaaaaaaarghhh!
- Man 2: Arghhhhhhhhh!
- Man 1 & 2: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
(Music starts to play and title card kicks in)
- Friend: Joey did you eat my sandwich?
- Joey: I am your sandwich.
(Joey jumps into his friends mouth and is swallowed)
- Bomber: Here hold this (Gives a bystander a bomb then walks off)
(The bystander stands on his own holding the bomb untill the fuse is almost burnt up)
- Bomber: (Walks back, takes the bomb off the bysantder) Thanks.
(A man is about to eat a bowl of salad before an angry man comes out of nowhere and starts punching it)
- Man: What is wrong with you? Stop it! Cut it out man! I don't want this to hap-
- Anti-gravity man: Pfffffffft, Screw gravity! (Floats away in the sky)
- Bystander: (Looks amazed)
- Jim: (Gun pointed at his head) Goodbye World.
- World: Ok Jim, i'll see you 'round. Where you going?
- Jim: (Shoots himself)
- World: Oh! Oh no! Oh! Thats not what i thought he meant by that at all!
- Bully: *Gasp* There's something on your face!
(The bully punches the man in the face)
- Bully: It was pain!
(The angry man is still punching the salad)
- Man: What is happening? Why would you do this? I can't even-
- Angry Man: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Man: Noooooo!
- Father: Now son, don't touch that cactus!
(The son is pulled toward the cactus and sticks to it)
- Father: You're DEAD to me.
- Man with a pipe: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
- Wife: Buy me more jewelry!
(Two men are standing together, one of them has a urinal attached to him. The other unzips his fly)
- Urinal man: Don't even think about it!
(The man is now punching the man who is punching his salad)
- Man: Hey guys check out my new camera!
(He shoots his friend in the face)
- Man: Oh wait this isn't a camera!
- Murderer: Die potatoe!
- Potatoe: Nooooo-
- I like trains kid: I like trains.
- Murderer: Oh no no no no wait!
(The murderer and the potatoe are both hit by a speeding train, I like trains kid stands and smiles to himself)
(Credits and music roll in)