- Father: I baked you a pie!
- Son: Oh, boy. What flavour?
- Father: Pie Flavour!
(A small pie burts out of the pie to a guitar strum) (Music starts to play and title card kicks in)
--Scene cuts--
- Girl: I like singing!
- Boy: I like dancing!
- I Like Trains Kid: I like trains. (Is hit by a speeding train)
--Scene cuts--
- Man 1: Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling (Points upwards)
- Man 2:(Looks up, sees gullible written on the ceiling) Ah so it doe- Oh you stole my lungs!
--Scene cuts--
- Murderer: Die Potatoe!
- Potatoe:(Wearing sunglasses, he pulls out a gun) Not Today!
- Murderer:(Looks shocked)
--Scene cuts--
- Clown: Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
- Llama:(Driving car) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
- Clown: No Llama! No!
- Llama: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! (Drives off a cliff)
--Scene cuts--
- Patient: Doctor! I think I might be a homosexual!
- Doctor: How can you tell?
- Patient: RAINBOWS!!!!! (Throws up a rainbow onto the doctor)
--Scene cuts--
- Colonel: What are you? A man, or a mouse!?
(The screen zooms out to reveal a horse)
--Scene cuts--
- Mother: Hey kids, i brought you some cookies!
- Children: Cookies! Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!
- I like trains kid: I like trains.
(The mother and children stop and stare at the kid, suddenly he is hit by another speeding train)
--Scene cuts--
- Announcer: Des-Mond The Moon Bear!
- Desmond: How did I get here?
- Announcer: The End.
--Scene cuts--
- Child: (Reading book) Ha ha ha! I can't read.
--Scene cuts--
- Man 1: Kitten fight!
- Man 2: No wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!
(Man 2 is hit in the face with a kitten, he picks it up and looks at the kitten pulling a cute face.)
- Man 2: Aww
(The scene changes to a gravestone of Man 2, reading R.I.P)
--Scene cuts--
- Man with a pipe: What are you up to son?
- I like trains kid: I like trains.
- Man with a pipe: Ha ha ha, yes you do. (Stares at camera, smiling)
--Scene cuts--
- Bully: Hey, you know who's gay? Yo-
(The two are hit by a speeding train meant for the I like trains kid)
(Credits and Music roll in)
- Boy with a baguel: I can't wait to eat this baguel!
- Man: Yes you can.
- Boy with a baguel: Yeah, I guess your right.
(The Cakebomb logo rolls in