- SON: Hehehehehehe. Ooh.
- DAD: (grabs nose) Got your nose!
- SON: Eeoo.
- COP: (kicks open the door and goes inside) Look out, he's got a nose! (fires gun)
(music starts to play and the title card kicks in)
- MAN WITH TIE: (grabs a bystander's shirt). You gotta help me man, my tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeee!
(bystander backs away slowly)
- MAN WITH TIE: (squeaky voice) Please don't hurt me.
(screen turns red)
- TIE: (laughs evilly)
- PARKING METER MAN: Hello, parking meter!
- PARKING METER: Hello!
(man moves back, startled)
- MAN WITH FLOWER: Hey, hey guy, hey, smell my flower.
(guy comes near and smells the man's flower).
- MAN: Mmmmmm.
(monster comes out of man with flower's shirt)
- MONSTER: Guaguaga. (monster slurps)
- MAN: LOL.
- MONSTER: Lala. (monster goes back into the man with flower)
(A random person clicks a pointless button. The sign reads, POINTLESS BUTTON. Warning: Pointless)
- Man: Hm.
- FRIENDLY PERSON: Hey man -
(the other person punches him in the face)
- FRIENDLY PERSON: (angry) Oh, what the hell is wrong with you?!
- RANDOM VOICE: Level up!
- VICTIM: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
- SUPERMAN: I'll save you! Tree powers activate! (becomes a tree)
- KILLER: Die potato!
- POTATO: Noooo!
(killer steps on potato)
- COOK: Mmmm! (grabs his knife) Yum. (sticks his knife in the cake)
- CAKE: (screams in agony, as the cake is revealed to be a father) Ahhhhh! Why would you do this? I have a wife and family!
- COOK: Nooo!
- CAKE: Ahh, the pain! It's unbearable!
- COOK: What have I done?!
- CAKE: (screams in agony again and moves off the plate, toward the edge of the table, ready to commit suicide) Tell my children I love them!!
- CUPCAKES: Daddy!
- CAKE: (moves off the table, plummeting onto the floor screaming)
- COOK: Noo......!
- CUPCAKES: Ooooooo....!
(cake splats to the ground). (Credits and music roll in, Animated by PivotRJ, Voiced by TomSka and Bing, asdfmovie)
- BULLY: (to another person) Hey, you know who's gay? (camera zooms in on him) YOU.
(camera zooms out to show the other person sticking a sword into him)
- BULLY: Oh, come on!
(Credits and music roll in again. Music By Binarpilot, directed by TomSka