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Clifftybonbons

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    THE SUPER SOLDIER PROJECT WAS A SMASHING SUCCESS!!!! So successful in fact, that the specimen escaped and I can't find him now. The metamorphisis process went off without a hitch, making the candidate capable of flight and capable of eating blankets. When I tried to test his combat prowess on the front porch proving ground, Codename: Mr. Snuggles kind of flew away. Dammit. One escaped super soldier shouldn't cause too much destruction, right? I mean, it's not like he could flap his wings and cause a typhoon in China. It's a scientific impossibility because Mr. Snuggles is NOT a butterfly.

    00:54, July 26, 2012 (UTC)Clifftybonbons (talk)

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    With his body mass effectively doubled and his intense hand-to-mandible combat training completed, I released Super Soldier Codename: Mr. Snuggles against two agressive species on our front porch proving ground. He performed adirmably; first defeating a tiny ant, forcing it to flee in terror. Well, the ant actually didn't notice him at all and continued doing ant things. Secondly our candidate successfully fended off a spider. The spider was about the size of a U.S. $.05 coin and retreated at the sight of the super soldier. More accurately, I think the spider was scared off by the enormous being dropping a caterpillar next to it and scurried away from the giant. All things considered, Subject 1VOVR2-378 is well on the way to becoming a gre…

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    In order for you to be considered for the super soldier program you have to be in good physical condition and a caterpillar. Fortunately, I found a suitable specimen (Subject: 1VOVR2-378 aka Mr. Snuggles) to begin the preliminary work developing a super-serum. A super-caterpillar-serum. Just think! This leap forward in science could transform the lazy leaf muncher into something more adaptable and more dangerous that what he is currently. Especially dangerous if you're made of cotton or wool. I foresee the ability of flight for our test subject, as well as a completely different exoskeleton which will blend in seemlessly with the environment, and fuzzy antennae. Those antennae will be mostly for laughs, but I'm sure it will come in handy s…

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    The survivors have been forced out of their bunker by moldy provisions. It was quite sad. The first day I noticed the mold growing in the caterpillar container, I quickly cleaned it out as best I could. I changed their water-supply cotton ball and discarded all the foliage that they were nomming on. Two days later, the mold was back and worse than ever. I then decided that complete and total evacuation was the only way to survive. Better taking chances out in the wasteland than certain death in your bunker. It's a good thing I released them when I did. Jeff was looking more sickly than ever, Sparticus looked like he was smoking crack, Maximus and Hank had formed cocoons to ward off the oncoming plague (although it was only a matter of time…

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    I've done some researching in Project Nexus and have discovered a few useful tricks when it comes to mowing down the bastards trying to deadify you. I won't make a fancy three part strategy guide because good lord they are a pain in the ass to read. Oh! And one thing to remember, melee guys NEVER take cover behind barrels. Unarmed guys will take cover, but you only run into unarmed baddies in Arena mode after they spent all the ammo in their gun or you punch them and they drop their gun.

    1. So first things first, barrels stop bullets. As the help text in story mode points out, they only stop bullets if you're not firing at the time of impact. The badnicks have to play by the same rules. Pistol wielding agents and grunts are the worst to get…

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